Analysis by Kyle A. Lohmeier
Once again, Berkley California’s resident self-described “antifa,” or “anti-fascist” organization demonstrated their loathing for free speech and basic decency by using violence to disrupt a rally being held by people they disagree with. By now, I’m sure we’ve all seen Louise Rosealma take a solid right cross from Nathan Damigo, himself the asshole founder of Identity Evorpa, a group for pasty dumb-shits who cite a mere accident of birth as their greatest lifetime accomplishment.
Upset with Identity Evropa’s message of racism, Rosealma decided to cover her face with the red and black colors of fake anarchy and use violence to silence a viewpoint she disagrees with while hilariously considering herself an “anti-fascist” for doing so. That these people are beyond dumb goes without saying. Funnier still, she bragged on social media that she was going to “collect 100 Nazi scalps” before she went to the rally and got punched in the head. Just before she gets rocked by Damigo, you can see her trying to do the typical antifa thing and get in on kicking someone who’s already down on the ground; she looks up just in time to see Damigo’s right cross coming. She tries in vain to get her hands up in time, but instead achieves gender equality.
The truly annoying thing in all this is that’s it’s impossible to be a good person and have a rooting interest in this fight; almost like if Ohio State and Alabama were to play for the college football championship. Worse yet, when these two factions get together for a rumble, no one dies; they don’t even hit each other hard enough to cause permanent damage. This leaves all the same assholes available for another protest, counter-protest and weak-sauce donnybrook a few weeks later. If they’d just kill each other off, thin each other out, the world would be a better place and these stupid melees would actually accomplish something.
Both sides exterminating the other would be the best possible outcome for these disaffected snowflakes. Anyone who identifies as an “anarcho”-communist, and especially as an ironically “anti-fascist” one, is as inherently as big a pile of scat as someone who thinks being born of European descent gives them some sort of superpowers. Hilariously, now that she’s been given a dose of reality, Rosealma, an “an”-com, has a Go Fund Me page looking to raise $45K after being “hospitalized with a concussion” from one blow to the side of her face. The irony of a “communist” now relying on voluntary contributions of capital to pay for “injuries” that are very nearly self-inflicted is amazing and delicious. That she’s only managed to raise $5500 from fellow penniless commies so far is just icing on the cake.
But again, this schadenfreude would be far more enjoyable if the other side wasn’t just as awful, or worse than “antifa.” A visit to Identity Evropa’s website reveals the workings of truly pathetic minds and it starts with the all-caps rant that greets visitors.
“WE ARE A GENERATION OF AWAKENED EUROPEANS WHO HAVE DISCOVERED THAT WE ARE PART OF THE GREAT PEOPLES, HISTORY, AND CIVILIZATION THAT FLOWED FROM THE EUROPEAN CONTINENT. WE REJECT THE IDEA THAT OUR IDENTITIES ARE MERE ABSTRACTIONS TO BE DECONSTRUCTED. WE OPPOSE THOSE WHO WOULD DEFAME OUR HISTORY AND RICH CULTURAL HERITAGE. IN A TIME WHEN EVERY OTHER PEOPLE ARE ASSERTING THEIR IDENTITY, WITHOUT ACTION, WE WILL HAVE NO CHANCE TO RESIST OUR DISPOSSESSION.”
I wish I had enough time in the day to decide to get worked up over people not properly respecting my cultural heritage, but then, I never thought it important that I happened to be of a similar pigmentation as a whole bunch of now-dead people who actually bothered to accomplish something in life. I’d be willing to bet that Sir Isaac Newton spent exactly zero minutes of his life reflecting upon how inherently awesome it was to be a white Englishman. Lucky for him, I’m also willing to bet that it never occurred to Newton that centuries after his death, useless crackers who’d never done anything would count themselves special because they’re kind of the same color as Newton and many of his contemporaries.
Just how little of anything has such a group already resting on its racial laurels accomplished? Well, one of the main features of their website is the “Gallery” where you’re treated to a slideshow of Identity Evropa’s lame stickers and posters festooning the walls of back alleyways, parking garages, mailboxes and even what has to be one of the last payphones on earth. Other examples include pictures of poor-production-quality propaganda sitting on a table somewhere on a university campus and even a picture of the group’s website running on a computer terminal at another university. Real radicals, these guys.
As one should expect of such snowflakes, their slogans run the gamut of butthurt identity politics. “Only we can be us,” “our future belongs to us,” “our identity is ours,” “let’s become great again,” etc., all set against images of ancient European statuary.
So, between ignorant fools who don’t understand anarchy any better than they understand economics – which is to say not at all – and identity-politics-obsessed little pansy-ass snowflakes who somehow find it possible to be proud of something they literally had no hand in, it’s simply impossible for me to root for either side in the next, inevitable dustup.
So, instead, all I can do is suggest both sides step up their games some. “Antifa,” you can’t “collect scalps” unless you’ve some sort of tool for separating scalp from skull; so next time, make sure to bring those. Big ones too. And clubs, cudgels, bludgeons, sap gloves, truncheons, pole arms, blackjacks, frog spears, halberds (why not?), or whatever else you can get your hands on. Same goes for the identity-politics snowflakes, next time bring all manner of melee weapons – no firearms, that goes for both sides – with you and be ready to use them. Cops, just step back and enjoy the show, maybe form a perimeter around the action and play goalie; use your riot shields to push any fleeing combatants back into the ring until only one side is left standing.
Indeed, the best, and really only, way white supremacists or any sort of “communist” can help society is by ceasing to exist. Here we have a group of each and both wants to kill the other. Let them help make American bearable again.
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